Not Today Heifer

Not Today Heifer T-Shirt – Sass. Boundaries. Zero Tolerance. 🐄✋😎

Some days require a little extra attitude — and this tee brings it with style. The "Not Today Heifer" T-Shirt is for those moments when you're keeping your peace, guarding your energy, and shutting down nonsense before it even starts. Whether it’s playful shade or serious vibes, this shirt says it all.

💅 Why You’ll Love It:
✔️ Soft & Sassy Fit – Comfy enough to stay calm, bold enough to set the tone
✔️ Hilarious, Relatable Design – A whole mood in one line
✔️ Perfect for Everyday Drama Control – At work, with friends, or in traffic
✔️ Great Gift Idea – For your funniest, sassiest friend (or yourself!)

🐄 Set the boundary, sip your coffee, and strut like you mean it.

🛍️ Add to Cart & Let the World Know: Not Today, Heifer.